01-22-2004 - 9:28 p.m.
Although I was highly dissapointed that Versacorp lost yet again, I can't deny how exciting it was to see Sam finally ousted from The Apprentice. That guy was just totally whacky. He displayed absolutely no leadership qualities- his teammates had to continually tell him to calm down and stay focused. It's truly amazing though, how in only 3 episodes he established himself as such a character that today he's on every TV show imaginable- Today Show, Access Hollywood, even doing an interview on MSNBC! America loves to hate this man right now, which means this is definitely not the last we'll be hearing from our friend Sam.
The most shocking news of the day was that he proposed to his girlfriend of 5 years on TV this morning. The shocker is not the engagement. The shocker isn't even really the girlfriend. The true shocker is that this girlfriend has endured his awful personality and whiney blabbering for 5 fucking years!!! And now she's signing on to endure it till death do they part!!! Either she's crazy as well, or just on lots of medication.
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Confidential to Jennifer Lopez:
Now that you've ditched Ben, it's high time you shacked up with P. Diddy once again! Seriously Jenny, he's your soulmate, and you can't deny it any longer. Plus, he gave you some much needed street cred and hot beats on your second album that boosted your music career immensely. Not to mention the whole "I Need a Girl" thing. "Damn, I wish you would've had my child". Girl, you're the only girl he's dated who hasn't had his child! He may deny it publicly, but that heartfelt "ballad" was all for you J. Lo. And let's not forget the fact that it was Diddy himself who coined the name "J. Lo", thus creating your sleeker more diva-esque public image and making you a mainstream household name. You've been single for 2 days, that's long enough- CALL HIM!
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Some people I seriously just don't understand. I wish that in every conversation and situation in life everyone came to the table with their true intentions stamped across their forehead. This way, the other person wouldn't be left pondering things like What the fuck do they want from me? Do they even care how they affect me? Are they playing the game or are they really just that fucking clueless? Is this just another setup for disaster? Perhaps I'll invent gigantic rubber stamps and ink pads so you can put messages like I'M SINCERE or I'M TOTALLY FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD or I'M A DUMB FUCK DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WORRYING ABOUT THIS SHIT across your forehead. It would save alot of people's sanity, don't you think?
**Song of the Day**
That's How You Like It ~Beyonce and Jay-Z (how cute are these two together???)
I like the way you brush your hair
I like the stylish clothes you wear
It’s just the real things you do
That’s why I wanna stick with you
Where my girls at?
Let them know we love that
Sexy way they does that (you did that)
That’s how I like it, baby
I hope you like my style
The way I dress
The way I flirt
Say yes
I hope you like my mind
The things I say
If I’m with you, then I’m with only you
My loyalty will never, ever change
